Be prepared to roll your eyes
Gandalf was very unhappy at work. He couldn't find his staff!
Dancing trees? Now that's ENT-ertainment.
I like it when people call me Precious. It has such a nice ring to it!
Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? He was tired of the ring!